Marriage
*wakes up* what the fuck
*flicks holy water on you* leave
i’m not fuckin around u lil bitch put it back
the best part of waking up
is literally nothing, please let me go back to sleep
lol when was the last time i posted on this site? slap hands josh… -_-
reblog
posted:7 years ago
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah
ive seen this image on my dash a lot and it looks like a bunch of goats taking a selfie together
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation
“
I am the sea and nobody owns me.
- Pippi Longstocking (1997)
